Tuesday, June 10, 2008

The average IQ of an 18 year old female

I've just taken an IQ test, and boy am I ashamed.

I've scored... 107 =( Isn't that like borderline stupid?! *sigh sigh*

No! No! It's impossible! I shall try again.

HAH HAH!

Free IQ Test
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See, I knew I wasn't that stupid. (I hope this is accurate though)


But I was quite scared when i saw this table:

Table 1 - Practical Significance of IQ
IQ Range
Frequency
Cumulative
Frequency
Typical Educability
Employment
Options
Below 30
>1%
>1% below 30 Illiterate Unemployable. Institutionalized.
30 to 50
>1%?
>1% below 50 1st-Grade to 3rd-Grade Simple, non-critical household chores.
50 to 60
~1%?
1.5% below 60 3rd-Grade to 6th-grade Very simple tasks, close supervision.
60 to 74
3.5%?
5% below 74 6th-Grade to 8th-Grade "Slow, simple, supervised."
74 to 89
20%
25% below 89 8th-Grade to 12th-Grade Assembler, food service, nurse's aide
89 to 100
25%
50% below 100 8th-Grade to 1-2 years of College. Clerk, teller, Walmart
100 to 111
50%
1 in 2 above 100 12th-Grade to College Degree Police officer, machinist, sales
111 to 120
15%
1 in 4 above 111 College to Master's Level Manager, teacher, accountant
120 to 125
5%
11 in 10above 120 College to Non-Technical Ph. D.'s. Manager, professor, accountant
125 to 132
3%
1 in 20 above 125 Any Ph. D. at 3rd-Tier Schools Attorney, editor, executive.
132 to 137
1%
1 in 50 above 132 No limitations. Eminent professor, editor
137 to 150
0.9%
1 in 100 above 137 No limitations. Leading math, physics professor
150 to 160
0.1%
1 in 1,100 above 150 No limitations Lincoln, Copernicus, Jefferson
160 to 174
0.01%
1 in 11,000 above 160 No limitations Descartes, Einstein, Spinoza
174 to 200
0.0099%
1 in 1,000,000
above 174
No limitations Shakespeare, Goethe, Newton

it's from http://www.geocities.com/rnseitz/Definition_of_IQ.html

At least I can fulfill my dreams of writing. So FREAKY. I don't want to be come a POLICE OFFICER!

I wonder who's the idiot who had so much free time to come up with this stupid table. Merely used to frighten people out of their shite.

I shake and quake in terror of being a member of the law enforcers. Can you imagine me as a police officer....

Police Amanda: "HEY YOU! Pick up your damn litter!"

offender: "Why?! Cannot ah! I want to throw mah!"

Police Amanda: "It's against the law eh! Fine $5000 you know!"

offender: "I know... But you don't tell, I don't tell... Who will know?!"

Police Amanda: "Of course I will tell! I am: A LAW ENFORCER"

offender: "Scared you ah!"

Police Amanda: "OI YOU BETTER DAMN WELL PICK UP YOUR LITTER, IT'S AGAINST SUB-SECTION 3.48 OF THE LAW BOOK 7.93 TO THROW LITTER WHEN THE DUSTBIN IS ONLY 500 FEET AWAY..."

Offender: "Wah. She talk alot hor." He creeps away. Then starts running.

Police Amanda: "You're mother never teach you ahh... EH! STOP RUNNING!" Attempts to chase. "Ehh... I very tired. Whatever, run lo." I sit down and glare huffing and puffing.

Then I'll probably go on and on and on about how it's not right and shout a lot... The only way I'll ever catch him is by killing him with my deadly voice-that-can-kill-elderly-people. T.T Running makes me tired.

Oh the laziness of it all.

Thank God writing only asks for you to run around once in a blue moon.

- this coming from the girl who didn't want to collect her wallet from MacDonalds -

3 comments:

Naveen said...

i got an IQ of 140....:)

sposso97 said...

i got 145 so i know it isnt right cause the last iq score i've gotten was 129 from http://www.owensworld.com/games/strategy/iq-test
there's no reason for an iq to have such a vast difference, unless i was slowly melting in a pool of lava or something.

Jenna Francis said...

Are you all stupid? An IQ of 120 is Mensa level. Online IQ tests are never accurate. The only accurate test is administered by a professional. Also that chart is not accurate. Children in elementary school have a high IQ because they are tested differently.