I've scored... 107 =( Isn't that like borderline stupid?! *sigh sigh*
No! No! It's impossible! I shall try again.
Free-IQTest.net - Free IQ Test
See, I knew I wasn't that stupid. (I hope this is accurate though)
But I was quite scared when i saw this table:
Table 1 - Practical Significance of IQ
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| || ||>1% below 30||Illiterate||Unemployable. Institutionalized.|
| || ||>1% below 50||1st-Grade to 3rd-Grade||Simple, non-critical household chores.|
| || ||1.5% below 60||3rd-Grade to 6th-grade||Very simple tasks, close supervision.|
| || ||5% below 74||6th-Grade to 8th-Grade||"Slow, simple, supervised."|
| || ||25% below 89||8th-Grade to 12th-Grade||Assembler, food service, nurse's aide|
| || ||50% below 100||8th-Grade to 1-2 years of College.||Clerk, teller, Walmart|
|100 to 111|| ||1 in 2 above 100||12th-Grade to College Degree||Police officer, machinist, sales|
|111 to 120|| ||1 in 4 above 111||College to Master's Level||Manager, teacher, accountant|
|120 to 125|| ||11 in 10above 120||College to Non-Technical Ph. D.'s.||Manager, professor, accountant|
|125 to 132|| ||1 in 20 above 125||Any Ph. D. at 3rd-Tier Schools||Attorney, editor, executive.|
|132 to 137|| ||1 in 50 above 132||No limitations.||Eminent professor, editor|
|137 to 150|| ||1 in 100 above 137||No limitations.||Leading math, physics professor|
|150 to 160|| ||1 in 1,100 above 150||No limitations||Lincoln, Copernicus, Jefferson|
|160 to 174|| ||1 in 11,000 above 160||No limitations||Descartes, Einstein, Spinoza|
|174 to 200|| || 1 in 1,000,000 |
|No limitations||Shakespeare, Goethe, Newton|
it's from http://www.geocities.com/rnseitz/Definition_of_IQ.html
At least I can fulfill my dreams of writing. So FREAKY. I don't want to be come a POLICE OFFICER!
I wonder who's the idiot who had so much free time to come up with this stupid table. Merely used to frighten people out of their shite.
I shake and quake in terror of being a member of the law enforcers. Can you imagine me as a police officer....
Police Amanda: "HEY YOU! Pick up your damn litter!"
offender: "Why?! Cannot ah! I want to throw mah!"
Police Amanda: "It's against the law eh! Fine $5000 you know!"
offender: "I know... But you don't tell, I don't tell... Who will know?!"
Police Amanda: "Of course I will tell! I am: A LAW ENFORCER"
offender: "Scared you ah!"
Police Amanda: "OI YOU BETTER DAMN WELL PICK UP YOUR LITTER, IT'S AGAINST SUB-SECTION 3.48 OF THE LAW BOOK 7.93 TO THROW LITTER WHEN THE DUSTBIN IS ONLY 500 FEET AWAY..."
Offender: "Wah. She talk alot hor." He creeps away. Then starts running.
Police Amanda: "You're mother never teach you ahh... EH! STOP RUNNING!" Attempts to chase. "Ehh... I very tired. Whatever, run lo." I sit down and glare huffing and puffing.
Then I'll probably go on and on and on about how it's not right and shout a lot... The only way I'll ever catch him is by killing him with my deadly voice-that-can-kill-elderly-people. T.T Running makes me tired.
Oh the laziness of it all.
Thank God writing only asks for you to run around once in a blue moon.
- this coming from the girl who didn't want to collect her wallet from MacDonalds -