lexie grey

if i were a lesbian, the first woman I would fall in love with is Chyler Leigh.

isn't she HOT!

See, what happened was: I attempted to watch Not Another Teen Movie, courtesy of www.watch-movies.net BUT, it didn't load, bloody hell. But i did manage to watch the first part. I was intrigued by the flawless looking face behind the thick glasses. So I went to google. Oh my god! (not "oh my gat" - like the way this taiwan girl said, or even my darling Jiro said on HanaKimi - )

She's Lexie Grey on Grey's Anatomy! So i thought to myself. Hm. Why is it that i only notice her now? Then i knew! Because McSteamy and McDreamy were filling my mind while I was watching that show.

Speaking of Grey's Anatomy, that show has to be the show with the hottest people ever. Addison Shepard was so hot, McSteamy, McDreamy, Ellen Pompeo and now, CHYLER LEIGH.

she's gorgeous.

Seriously.

- this is what comes out from watching too much TV -

vulgarities......

just read a friendster post.

Won't say who, won't say how i found it.

But... OH MY GOD! It's possibly one of the most vulgar things I've ever seen. My eyes my eyes!!

she cb kia lar. kaysiao lar.
step yi ge der lor.
i take pic like this she huanlor.
nb ccb.
she sibie xialan and guailan ok.
all she got is LANJIAOBIN!
go suck huan na der lanjiao lar.
mai at my fs profile kpkb lar.
sibie humji lar she.
teacher pet. even dog also bu pei lar.
cb kia lar she.
go geylang free of charge to fuck also bo ppl wan lor.
see till her ljb jiu sian lar.

The fact that I can even understand what's she saying goes to show I've been spending too much of my time listening to Hokkien rants and Youtube-ing disgraceful Hokkien rants that definitely do not put that dialect in a good light.

Scary.

Did I mention that the person who wrote that is a girl? of about 11 - 15 years of age?

SCARY

What is the education system really teaching these kids?

at least she excels in Hokkien vocabulary! Now if her English was just as good......

- CBLJ! -

watch this

this, my crazy fei lun hai fans, is for you.

They new JAPANESE song Fei Lun Hai. I love pretty boys as much as the next girl. But when they are as VAPID, and as STONED as Winter, Summer, Spring and Autumn (that's what the fei lun hai boys call themselves! They have a freakin' season to themselves!!!! *gaggag*) in this video, I pretty much want to give up hope on them.

I love Jiro, I really do, he's a great actor (a little over the top, but always cute when doing that) BUT WHY?! Why torture yourselves but singing in a language that you DON'T CARE ABOUT! From the way the over enunciated the words in the MV, it's pretty obvious that they will pretty much crash and burn in the Japanese market. It's nice that you want to sing in a language other than your own, to branch on internationally and all that. BUT AT LEAST BE SINCERE!

GET SOME FEELINGS YOU INSIPID BLOCKS OF BEAUTIFULLY CARVED WOOD!

They make they lyrics sound so... so.. eargh.

If you want a song, where a foreigner sings. Listen to Crucify My Love, by X-Japan. That, that is a beautiful song. That song despite his slight mispronouciations of the english language, he manages to let his sincerity and gorgeous voice SHINE through the song. (ew, like some fan like that.)

What i mean to say is, in simple terms that don't require me to talk too much is: They rock, you pebble.



Just to clear things up, I like Farenheit, I just don't like them singing something they can't sing.

- go ahead, judge me they way i judge them -

A Plie of Paper Crap

What a romantic title.

But it's the only way to describe the workload that us year 2s are given. Can you say, "USELESS?" I am dead on my feet, and I am losing confidence in my writing.

Every, single, day, I sit in front of my computer (besides staring adoringly at Kevjumba) I am typing and typing and typing sheets and sheets of paper trying to finish all my work before the deadline.

Then, suddenly, out of the pile of shit i call homework. crawled out the most demoralizing news ever.

I found out, that Selvan had given out Lime Magazine writing jobs to three people in the course, BUT NOT ME!

ME! Who's ambition is to become a magazine writer.
ME! Who's been proclaiming to the world that sub-editing is the only way to go.
ME! Who defends the good and clean (i hope) name of writing!

What happened to passion? What happened to enthusiasm? Do those things not matter anymore?! WHY DIDN'T HE GIVE ME THE JOB *huffs puffs* this is the time someone shouts at me to get over myself and shut up.

BUT I WON'T! Because this is a blog, muahahaha you can't stop me plebeians!

So depressing.

Obviously he has no confidence in my magazine writing skills (me who, by the way have an article in seventeen magazine) oh, who am I kidding, it was about FACIAL MASKS! So shallow. So... easy to do? NO CHALLENGE! NO IMPRESSIVE STORY!

I feel like this is a, "exit: by bear" moment. Except my bear is my despair at how lousy I am.

Ah well, I'll just have to start pushing my lumpy arse to the top of the writers hill, must work hard! Must work hard!

by the way, I just watched... What's that show called? Where everyone attempts painful suicides? OH! Jackass. Courtesy of Darius Kong. Thanks very much, I have been educated in the stupidity of guys. I thought it could only go this high, but who knew it could go where noone has gone before? The universe of the suicidally painful retards. Idiots.

- back to a shitload of work -

blogs and sidekicks

Actually, this is my number dunno dunno what blog.

The old one, let's just say there was a little accident.

SO CARELESS

And it's like three years worth of shit okay. Now, thanks to my itchy fingers, it's all gone. Pictures larh, music larh, videos larh... FOREVER. Goodbye! *makes me wanna cry*

But what can I do right? Suck it up! Be a man! At first I didn't want to start a new one, heart-pain. Like, I'll keep on thinking, "oh shit, on this date last year I wrote this really funny thing, but now I can't remember it anymore!!" tears of reminiscing. Argh, die.

But whatever. The reason why I started was because I decided, what the heck you know, I like to write, I need somewhere to explode and complain and rave whenever however.

If I die young (touch wood!!) you all will be able to tell, because the entries will stop! (not that i'm going to blog everyday. but if the blog dies after a year. you know who ka-chiang already)

Anyways

SIDEKICK
I think I'm going to go mad, seriously.

You know that thing called cutural imperialism? yarr, I think i'm totally affected by it. I was watching old heroes re-runs just now, then I saw Claire Bennet a.k.a. scary-mutant-re-growing-of-limbs-like-a-lizard-cheerleader, using the cutest phone ever. (after which I found out the phone has been around for quite sometime, I'm just slow) It was pink, and can be used like a mini computer!

To die for man.

I wanted it! I had the deep dark burning desire to go and buy it, so i went to the website - www.sidekick.com - SO NICE.

I was so tempted to start saving money like mad and buy it. Then oh my God.

T-moblie a.k.a. USA ONLY.

WHY LIKE THAT?!

I was so sad. So i went on a mad hunt to look for someone who might sell it to me. Then I found this google link on xiaxue's blog that she's buying her's from ebay.

yay! somewhere to buy right?

WRONG.

If i wanna buy it, I'll have to unlock it, buy something, press something, call somewhere and pay shipping costs and a whole lot of high-tech mumbojumbo i don't understand.

What's the point, but wah lao. It's so pretty. Quite depressing, cool thing is that, if i got it, no one else in Singapore would have it (besides, i think, xiaxue) sorry larh, but I also think it's shexy.

look look! so cute right?!


Diane von Furstenberg Sidekick

yar. I think it's a limited edition?

I want to buy that.

So honeys out there, if you ever decide, "I love manda! She's the freaking best friend in the world a best guy/girl can have!" You know what to get me. I want this kind hor please.

Black and hot pink.

So shexy.

- sidekick = awesome -